Keeping with the political theme, I shall now poke a little fun at the President-elect himself with a gallery of tasteful images.

Enjoy.

Edit: Some of you don’t understand this.  If you click a picture, it’ll take you to the individual picture.  If you click the new image, it’ll resize itself to full.  It’s complicating, I know, I’m looking for a new gallery to run.

“Finally, a black president!”

That’s what everyone’s screaming right now. Ok fine, fine, I can accept the fact that there’s a black president. Hell, I love black people. I’m still a firm believer in owning or leasing at least once in a person’s life.  Even my dog is black.  Seriously though, that’s all beside the point. The presidential election was a giant racial gathering. That’s where politics have gone now, straight to the race battle.

I will no refer you to a quote from Facebook regarding a white woman who obviously voted for Obama.

is so happy dat i voted 4 OBAMA & helped make HISTORY 2nite! YAY!! GO OBAMA! - OUR 1ST BLACK PRESIDENT!!!

That right there is a prime example of what kind of voters turned out for this election to help screw up an already questionable system of voting. People of this country who cannot stick together 3 fucking sentences without somehow slaughtering the english language, shouldn’t be allowed to vote without first taking a political aptitude test. Seriously folks, your people have been speaking this language on this soil for the last near 250 years, if you can’t spell “that” how can I expect you to make a good judgment about our country’s leader?

(For credibility reasons, I checked her last few status updates, all of which included poorly spelled words, even slang that doesn’t quite register. Sure you say “dat” but you’re saying “that”, accents don’t change the spelling numbnuts.)

Why isn’t there an aptitude test for voters? They encourage people to vote like it’s this huge deal that if you don’t vote, the wrong choice will be made and the country will fall apart and turn under Vietnamese rule to where we’d all be enslaved as the slave peasants of a 3rd world country. No, that won’t happen. What will happen, however, is that people will begin to vote because they feel it’s what they have to do, only voting by visual aspects or the word of mouth by their peers.

Shit, most of the voters in the 2008 turnout acted on impulse like 1st graders who when asked what’s better, pixie sticks or salad, would probably say the tube o’ sugar because it’s what appeals to their taste at the time. As they grow old, most would mature, learning that pixie sticks are pure sugar where salad is nutritious and has a lot of important value for your body and health.

Voters did the same when voting for Obama. “Oh he’s black.” Hell, some even went as far as adding to that, “We should totally make history.” Sure, make history but not good reasonable choices. I’m not saying Obama’s a bad guy, not at all, but merely that people were voting based on appearance, race, age.

Sure, some of you intelligent people voted for Obama because he met your views, I respect you for voting based on your knowledge of his campaign, at least you took the time to understand what you were doing. But don’t you feel a little guilty that you had help from the masses who were too brain dead to know what they were voting for besides some black guy?

Here this. 95% of black voters backed Obama. Blacks accounted for 23% of Obama’s votes. Wow. 95%. Without this statistic, I wouldn’t have much of a case. Why did all the blacks vote Obama? You can’t tell me that 95% of all black voters have the same democratic views and standings on select issues. If they did, why is bush in office? 23% of the voters being black is the equivalent of 13% of the electoral votes. This would have bent nearly any election one way if it had ever happened prior to this year’s racevote.

So what the fuck people? Are we seriously taking politics to a racial standoff? Should I look to see if Guillermo will be running in 2012? Maybe their will be a huge Latino turnout then. Or Jackie Chan in 2016, to give the Asians something to hope for. Frankly, if it were Colin Powell, I would have voted 6 times.

And a small conclusive though to those of you who voted for a black man to help make history, can we really say that’s history making? He’s only half black, like the Tiger Woods of politics. I for one thing this whole, “1st black president!!82n81!!” shit is a little overdrawn considering he’s not 100% black. Congrats anyways to the first Oreo president.

Ok, so long story short. I don’t feel like writing much right now. I’m a little burnt out from the meds and all the confusing politics shit. I was going to sit here and bitch about how I hate the snail mail spam I’ve been getting, but frankly I just don’t have the energy. I had a lot of good material too, just no motivation.

Lulz.