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Number 2. And in case you can’t figure out who #2 is, I’ll give yet another helpful reminder.

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Congrats Steve, you’ve won a DVD that can be found in the $3.99 bin at your local carwash! Although, I shouldn’t knock it, I kind of liked this movie…as a coaster.

You should receive an email shortly with details on how to claim your prize. And as like all gifts from Servo, it will be wrapped, packaged and handled by a man. Enjoy.

No fucking way. Did anyone else realize it was December already? I for one had no god damned clue. Now that it has been brought to my attention I’ve been frantic checking all my my November statistics. What? You thought I was going to talk about Christmas shopping? If you think for one minute that I’m going to buy any of you heathens a single gift for the birthday of a fictional character, you’re wrong. When the fuck is Seussmas? Now THAT is a holiday I’d buy shit for everyone on.

Being as it is the “giving season” as I like to call it, I’ve decided that I would give a little something back to the active bloggers. First on my list of giveaways is a brand new DVD, Welcome To Mooseport, starring Ray Romano and Gene Hackman. To receive this DVD simply click “comments” at the bottom of this post and leave a comment relevant to this blog.

When filling out the comment boxes be sure to use your real email address for this is how I will be contacting the winner.

The winner will be chosen at random using a random number generator(RNG). RNG will be loaded up with numbers corresponding to each post and WHAM select a random number. Magic!

You may only enter once too. Don’t make multiple comments. Don’t go off using 300 emails to try and maximize your chances, I have ways of telling. Don’t question me.

Update: Because I’m a forgetful moose, the contest ends December 8th.  Better get your comments in before then!