For the record, I’m part of the master race.   I’m that fucking awesome.

It took me a while to come to this conclusion, but after observing how fucking stupid the rest of you butt-loving shitheads are, it became perfectly clear. Yes, you, all of you, humans, the general public and the mexicans, are dumb as fuck. I can’t even describe how insanely fucking dumb you drooling fuckheads are.

This incredible observation has been brought to you in part by the stupid mother fuckers that roam the streets daily, freely, without supervision or without leash. You dumb motherfuckers need to start keeping an eye on the assholes who are even dumber than you. They’re giving you a bad name you dumbasses. Do something about it.

As far as I’m concerned you dumb people should fucking die by gangrene, slowly watching your body rot and fall the fuck off. And because you’re so fucking dumb you won’t have enough fucking smarts to resolve the issue. Good fucking riddance, moron.

I’m part of the master race, I’d like to set down some ground rules for you lesser mortals:

• Firstly, don’t look at me. Eye contact is the first sign of desperation. If you really want to be smart enough to be part of our little group try doing the smart thing by not associating with me, asshole.
• Second, don’t talk to me. This is the same as the previous rule. Use your fucking brain here shithead, it’s not hard to understand that you’re fucked.
• Finally, do not imagine ever being part of our system. Face it, you’re retarded and nobody wants you around, give up and play on the interstate, Corky.

Do me a favor now, quit reading my blogs.  Then again, you probably won’t, you’re too fucking stupid to understand what fuck off means.

Eastwood is at it again.  At 78, this motherfucker is kicking more ass than Bruce Willis, Jason Statham, Mel Gibson and Wesley Snipes combined.  Unlike the mega action stars, Eastwood is the war vet-like hero who’s “Shut the fuck up or I’ll have you buried in the back 40″ attitude seems to do the job just fine.

The thing with Eastwood is that he gets in these roles and goes straight for the kill, doesn’t back down and makes it very believable that one pissed off old man can do whatever, without fear of punishment because he’s too damn old anyway.  What’s a 70+ man have to lose?  His life?  Well it’s already been experienced to the max.  His health?  Once again, it’s pretty much maxed out.  His dignity?  He lost that after he started pissing the bed again.

That’s why this movie is going to kick some serious ass.  Even if the hero dies, it’s not a complete waste.  That and it’s Clint, he’s always been a hardass, this should be his last movie(according to the news that he’s retiring) and there’s going to be a lot of old school military rifles, like the M1 Garrand that he was weilding in the trailer, blazing up the ghetto.   What’s not to love?

I for one, will be heading off to see this kickass film opening night(Dec 12).  I will also be the only one cheering him on when, if, he shoots himself any minorities.  Not because I’m racist, but because it makes for a good way to wind up the other movie-goers.  With a movie as manly as this, one has to be excited.  Who’s coming with?

Most of you I could probably kill with my bare hands. The rest would cower in fear as I raped the corpse of my fresh kill.

Mmmmmmmmm bloodlust hath hit me. I’m awesome like this. I would have made a kick ass Viking. All the other Vikings would have been like, “Daaaaayum.” as I raped and killed everything in sight. All the fine, fat-tittied Viking bitches would have wanted some of my Viking stump…and I would have thrown it to all of them too. I would rule hard.

Shut the fuck up, I’m talking.  The new layout is sick, it makes women throw their panties at me.  Get the fuck over it.  This new layout is going to be getting me so much ass, I’m going to have to drag a wagon along just to manage my overstock of tight young asses being thrown at me like rice at a wedding.  All of you men, you should be sacrificing your significant others bitches to me because of how fucking awesome I am.

Comment here if you have some sort of input.  I might not give two shits, but at least you fuckers can cry and discuss how fucking leet this new look has made me and how fucking long and hard my e-cock really is.

Speaking of my dick, did I mention it’s massive?  Not like Ron Jeremy big, but like picture the distance between here and the end of the universe.  Multiply that times 8186292³³³³²², that’s how huge my shit is.  Bitches want it.