I for one am all for big-tittied bimbos in office…except for in this case.  What if Britney Spears ran for office?  I for one wouldn’t want to be anywhere on the same planet after she discovered the red phone.  “Oooooh pretty phone!”  Then she’d accidentally sing into it the nuke launch codes.  No sir, not I.

Just like with Obama, it will be the quickest assassination ever.  She’ll be giving her acceptance speech and just before she broke into her 2nd song, Molotov cocktails would fly, automatic rifle fire would follow and a whole swarm of angry protesters would take turns raping her to death.

Wow.  I feel better now that my fantasy is out of the way with.

Seriously, all that fucking whining, bleeding and attitude and the woman wastes a good egg.

What if women just crapped out eggs like chickens?  This would make life so much more pleasant and tasty!  I bet bitch eggs would takes just like seagull eggs.

Update: To those of you who’ve asked about the seagull eggs, yes, I do know what they taste like.  Grow up lifting fishnets and living off an island and you’ll understand the fine culinary art behind the indescribably delicious seagull egg pancake.