Yeah.  I’m still building up to this.  A lot of you have been enthused to read it, I’m almost there.  Be prepared.

Today I decided was a good day to hit up the beach.  I had a lot of fun.  Here’s a picture of me with all my friends.

Today I am a little uneven about the whole economy.  It’s not my fault it’s failing, so why am I the one who’s suffering?  Fuck, if a car that’s “bigger, faster, better” didn’t cost me $35,000, I might just buy one.  But is that my fault?  No.  That’s none of our faults.  I have a car, it’s a pile of shit, but it was affordable.  Yet these automotive companies wander around aimlessly trying to figure out why they have no money and are near bankrupt.  Banks, you’re part of this perpetual assfuck too.

As an example of how we’re being raped by the very people who are dependent on us, I’d like to set up a small series of imaginary situations.

Example #1:  If you handed a bum, who begged you for money, $5 and watched him get into his Bentley, drive to his private jet, fly off to his 16 million dollar home only to pack for his trip to his 450 acre, fully staffed, private ranch before his trip to his exclusive oceanfront condo in the Cayman Islands, you’d be pretty pissed, right?

Example #2:  Your friend asks you to loan him $100, explaining that he can’t afford to pay his bills.  You loan him the money.  Later that evening you catch him blowing it at the titty bar on the fat stripper.

Example #3:  You’re being held down against your own will taking 14″ of cock in the ass while you’re forced to watch your significant other willingly sleep with someone else.  To top things off your dog died, your father came out of the closet and your car’s been stolen.

Explain to me why you’re not pissed right now, you stupid fucks.  Why shouldn’t any of us be pissed off at the economy and government at the moment?  They’re lending out billions to trillions of our taxpayer dollars to fuckheads who already have millions and refuse to sacrifice anything, yet we sit here and pay the bill.

Listen here, gov, instead of giving these millionaire fucksticks a few more billion to play around with, why not give it to the people who these companies depend on?  I’m not sure if you notice or not, but giving money to a giant corporation out of the taxpayer pockets is still not going to solve the problem.  Why?  BECAUSE WE ARE THE FUCKING CONSUMERS.  Do you even fucking know what that means?  We buy the shit.  Duh.   We, not them.  How are we going to buy shit that we already can’t afford if you’re giving away our money?

Give the money to us.  If you keep giving money to the corporations they’re going to keep failing.  No matter how much you give to them, they’re not going to buy their own products and keep their own business going.  No way.  Besides, why are you bailing them out anyway?  You should have just told the fucks to drop their prices, sacrifice their millions in assets, take a pay-cut and come down to the level of the rest of America.

And that makes me wonder, how would the executives survive on $40,000/yr?  It’s unbelievable that anyone could live without a pool, BMW or maid service.  Do you realize how hard it is to clean a toilet bowl?  Physicists have been trying to figure it out for years, it’s a fucking science all in its own!

And one more thing with the fucking economy, what the fuck is with all the excess news and media coverage on topics such as Martha Stewart’s dog dying in a propane explosion?  I’m sure there’s more important topics to cover.  This just in, Martha Stewart’s dog has died.  Stay tuned for 24/7 coverage of this breaking news.