As if I’m the only person to notice this.  But guys, I figured out our snoring problem.  Lay on your back, do it right now.  Notice where your dick is.  Yeah, that’s right, your twigglies and gigglies are laying directly in the way of your asshole.  How strange is that? 

Now lay on your stomach.  Notice the winning lotto numbers don’t fall anywhere near the jackpot?  Also notice that you NEVER snore in that position?

The simple math is simple.  SIMPLE.  Your asshole is a vent for excess air.  Obviously when it’s plugged or blocked by your manliness, it forces a discharge to erupt from your mouth with every breath.  It’s science and as we all know, science is important stuff. 

So I challenge you fellas, if anyone is complaining about your snoring, take the test.  Before you go to bed next, take some duct tape and tape your giggle berries away from your brown eye, see if it stops the snoring.  Either that or smack the bitch and tell her to stfu or gtfo.