So today I sat here making random thoughts at myself, nit-picking about my writing and what I should do with it, when I thought to myself, “You could always go see the worst movie release each Friday and criticize it.”  Ok, that’s a lie, that idea only spawned after I was searching through my movie list trying to find something to watch.  I was stopped at Swordfish for a moment but I soon gave up on that adventure.  I think the only reason I wanted to watch Swordfish is because I haven’t seen Halle Berry naked in some time.

Which brings me to another point.  Swordfish kind of sucked.  And by kind of, I mean it had a boring plot, shitty story and involved a guy doing everything I pretty much do right now: typing on a fucking keyboard.  The movie also included a plethora of gunfire, explosions and villainy, which I don’t know where else I could find such things.(Die Hard I, Die Hard II, Die Hard III, Die Hard IV, Lethal Wea…)

So anyways, I am going to try this.  I’ll go to the movies on Friday nights(permitted I have enough cash to support the film industry to continue making sequel after sequel, never spawning new and more creative ideas, just continuing the same boring sagas with the same punch lines over and over and over and over and over again.), then I’ll come home and tell you how bad the movie sucked, or didn’t, depending on my professional(yes I have been drafted into the Pro Movie Watching League) opinion.  This might be entertaining for all, considering how critical I can be of, well, pretty much everything.

Some more random thoughts that have entered my brain include me needed to have a Q & A section on my blog.  Somewhere where you, the readers(lurking whores), can anonymously, or not anon, ask me questions about anything and I, the writer(sexy piece of man ass), will answer with my own little comedic finesse.  On top of that, I’m still working on site design/features and trying to come up with a clever way of teaching some of you how to work the reader features of the site, such as posting comments.  There’s been a lot of complaints that people do not know how to write a comment to me, which I don’t understand how this is difficult, but it apparently is.  Click comments.  Leave comments.  Done.

Finally, I’m working on an audioblog, maybe to turn into a weekly piece, not sure yet.  I’ve been trying a few formats out and playing with a couple of odd things, trying to get a feel for it.  But the biggest problem seems to be me actually talking.  I get that, “you should do radio, you have a voice for it.” from a lot of people, but when it comes down to talking about something by myself, I lose interest and lack of creativity.  No clue why, it’s not like I have a problem rambling in the shower or while I’m driving.  *sigh*

Ok, so apparently there was this nifty tool that I had installed and forgot about that aids in the prevention of spam comments.  Luckily for all of you I asked a Wordpress Guru about this issue and she was all, “You’re such a dumbass Jake, install this shit [insert link here].”  Ok, maybe she didn’t say that, but that’s what I felt like should have been said to me.  Naturally I downloaded what she told me to and it ended up being something I already installed but never activated.  I am a dumbass.

So yes, you whores, comments are now avail again.  AGAIN.  No registration required.  Joe, this should keep you from flooding my Facebook with nonsensical comments bitching about user registration.

In other news:  For the last 6 days my turds and farts have reeked.  They smell like the ocean and I can’t figure out why. :/